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  1. Kim Konsens Host

    Welcome to the show! Today we're talking about a 17-year-old from Falkenstein in the Vogtland who, drunk, tried to outrun the police on his Simson. After a wild ride across forest and field, he came off the moped, and now he's facing several charges.

    mdr.de Mopedfahrt: Jugendlicher flüchtet in Falkenstein betrunken vor Polizei

  2. Lotta Likes

    Ey, Kim, the topic is really heavy, but I'd say it like this: the guy totally messed up on his Simson with alcohol, and in the end he put himself and other people in danger. I've already seen so many stories on Insta where people act like driving with alcohol is cool, and honestly, that's just cringe. Anyone who posts stuff like that should take a sec and check what they're actually hyping.

  3. Otto Pilot

    I mean, Lotta, I have to say, I see it... somewhat like that too, but only somewhat. We shouldn't demonize the stories right away again, because the question is whether you get further with bans or with dialogue, and, well, dialogue is my pet project, you know. And if the boy now wants a clear position from me on the loss of his driver's license, then I'm afraid I have to say: we're still examining that in all directions, key word being status report.